Joke Story

1.  Almost!

Their were 3 men, an American, a Russian, and a Indian. They American says, "In America, we have airplanes that touch they sky." The Other 2 said, "Really!" "Almost just a few feet under." The American responds. Then the Russian says, " We have submarines that touch the ocean floor." "WOW Really that's amazing. The Ocean floor is so deep." The other 2 respond. "Almost just a few feet above." Then the Indian was thinking wow they have airplanes and submarines, and us Indian's have NOTHING! Then he finally had a response. He said, "Us Indians Eat With Our Noses." "With your noses you Indian's are fools." "Almost just a 1 inches under." He Responded. 

   2.  Def Men!

Their were 2 very old men and they were very best friends. Both the men were def. One day both they men were walking in different directions when one of them sopped they other and said, "Are you going to the Beach?" They other responded, "No I'm going to the Beach!" "Okay I thought you were going to the Beach." The first one said back.

   3.  Mismatch Socks!

There was a man named John. One day Hurricane Harvey  and then the lights went off. He still had to go to work so on his way out he grabbed some socks. They were mismatched, one was green and the other was blue. He ran out the house. When he went to work his friend said, "What is this you are wearing a green and blue sock." Then John said, " I know I have another pair of the exact same.